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In the spring of 1925, a dapper, smooth-talking man sat in a suite at the Hôtel de Crillon — one of the most prestigious hotels in Paris — and calmly sold the Eiffel Tower to a scrap metal dealer. The buyer handed over a small fortune. The seller disappeared. And when the victim realized he’d been conned, he was too embarrassed to tell the police.
So the con man came back and sold it again.
His name was Victor Lustig, and he was arguably the greatest con artist who ever lived.
Victor Lustig was born Robert V. Miller in 1890 in Hostinné, a small town in what was then Austria-Hungary (now the Czech Republic). From an early age, he displayed a remarkable gift for languages, eventually becoming fluent in five: Czech, German, French, English, and Italian. He was handsome, charming, and possessed an almost supernatural ability to read people.
By his twenties, Lustig had abandoned any pretense of legitimate work. He drifted across Europe and the Atlantic, running cons on ocean liners — a favorite hunting ground where wealthy passengers were relaxed, bored, and eager to trust a fellow first-class traveler. He accumulated 47 known aliases and was wanted by police forces on multiple continents.
But his masterpiece was yet to come.
In 1925, Lustig was reading a Paris newspaper when he stumbled across an article about the Eiffel Tower’s maintenance costs. Originally built as a temporary structure for the 1889 World’s Fair, the tower was expensive to maintain and had its share of critics who considered it an eyesore. The article mused about the possibility of tearing it down.
A lesser mind might have seen idle speculation. Lustig saw an opportunity.
He had counterfeit government stationery printed, identifying himself as the Deputy Director-General of the Ministère des Postes et Télégraphes. He then invited six scrap metal dealers to a confidential meeting at the Hôtel de Crillon, explaining that the government had quietly decided to demolish the Eiffel Tower and sell it for scrap — a deal worth tens of thousands of tons of iron.
The setting was perfect. The Crillon was exactly where a senior government official would host such a meeting. The secrecy made sense — the public would be outraged if word got out before the deal was done. And the dealers were hungry for the contract of a lifetime.
Lustig quickly identified his mark: André Poisson, a dealer from the provinces who was eager to break into the Paris business scene and slightly insecure about his status. Lustig played him masterfully, first creating urgency (“the government must act quickly and quietly”), then subtly requesting a bribe — which actually reassured Poisson, since bribery was exactly what he expected from a corrupt government official.
Poisson paid. Lustig took the money and fled to Vienna.
He waited, scanning the Paris newspapers for reports of the fraud. Nothing appeared. Poisson, realizing he’d been duped, was so humiliated that he never went to the police.
Lustig couldn’t believe his luck. So he went back to Paris and ran the entire scheme again with a new group of dealers. This time, the second victim did go to the police — but by then, Lustig had vanished.
The Eiffel Tower wasn’t Lustig’s only famous scam. He also perfected the “money box” con — a beautifully crafted wooden box that he claimed could duplicate $100 bills. He would demonstrate it for a mark, feeding in a real bill and pulling out what appeared to be a perfect copy (actually another real bill he’d pre-loaded). Then he’d sell the box for an enormous sum.
The brilliance was in the timing: the machine supposedly took six hours to produce each copy. By the time the buyer realized it only produced blank paper, Lustig was long gone.
Perhaps the most audacious testament to Lustig’s nerve was the time he conned Al Capone — and lived to tell about it. Lustig approached the notorious gangster with a “sure thing” investment opportunity, and Capone gave him $50,000. Lustig simply put the money in a safe deposit box, waited two months, then returned to Capone claiming the deal had fallen through.
He handed back every cent.
Capone, impressed by Lustig’s apparent honesty, gave him $5,000 as a consolation — which was what Lustig had been after all along. He’d calculated that stealing $50,000 from Capone would get him killed, but that returning it would earn him a generous “tip.” He was right.
Lustig’s downfall came not from the Eiffel Tower scam but from a counterfeiting operation he ran in the United States during the 1930s. Working with a chemist named Tom Shaw, Lustig produced exceptionally high-quality counterfeit bills that flooded the American economy.
The Secret Service — whose primary mission at the time was combating counterfeiting — launched a massive investigation. Lustig was arrested in 1935, largely thanks to a tip from his mistress, who had turned on him after discovering he was seeing another woman. (Even the greatest con artists have blind spots.)
He was sentenced to 20 years on Alcatraz — the inescapable island prison in San Francisco Bay. Even there, he made one final attempt at deception: in 1947, while dying of complications from pneumonia, the man who had used 47 aliases throughout his life had his death certificate list his occupation as “apprentice salesman.”
He died on March 11, 1947. He was 57 years old.
Victor Lustig left behind a document sometimes called “The Ten Commandments for Con Men” — a set of rules for manipulating people that reads like a dark mirror of Dale Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People. Among the rules: be a patient listener, never look bored, agree with the mark’s politics, and never boast.
It’s tempting to admire Lustig’s audacity and ingenuity — selling a national monument takes a special kind of nerve. But behind every brilliant con was a real victim: André Poisson, who lost his savings and his dignity. The countless people who bought worthless money boxes. The businesses damaged by his counterfeit bills.
Victor Lustig was a genius. He was also a thief. History remembers both.
In July 1518, on a narrow street in Strasbourg — then part of the Holy Roman Empire — a woman known as Frau Troffea stepped outside and began to dance. There was no music. No celebration. No apparent reason. She simply danced, her body twisting and turning in the summer heat, hour after hour, until night fell.
She danced through the night. And the next day. And the day after that.
By the end of the week, more than thirty people had joined her. Within a month, the number had swelled to roughly 400 men, women, and children — all dancing uncontrollably in the streets of Strasbourg. Some danced until they collapsed from sheer exhaustion. Others suffered strokes and heart attacks. People were literally dancing themselves to death.
This was the Dancing Plague of 1518, and it remains one of the strangest events in recorded history.
To understand how an entire city could fall into a dance of death, you need to understand what Strasbourg had already endured. In the years leading up to 1518, the region had been ravaged by a brutal trifecta of suffering: famine, smallpox, and syphilis. Crop failures had left the poor starving. Disease swept through cramped, unsanitary streets. The people of Strasbourg were physically weakened, psychologically traumatized, and spiritually desperate.
Into this cauldron of misery stepped Frau Troffea — and the city broke.
When the dancing first began to spread, Strasbourg’s city council consulted local physicians. Their diagnosis? The afflicted were suffering from “hot blood” and needed to dance the fever out of their systems. The cure, they declared, was more dancing.
The authorities built a wooden stage. They hired musicians — guild pipers and drummers — to provide accompaniment. They even opened two guild halls for the dancers to use. The logic was that if the dancers could sweat out their condition, they would eventually stop.
They did not stop. The dancing only intensified, and people continued to collapse.
Realizing their catastrophic miscalculation, the authorities reversed course. The music was silenced. The stages were dismantled. The afflicted were carted to a mountaintop shrine dedicated to St. Vitus, the patron saint associated with dancing and epilepsy. There, they were given holy oil, blessed crosses, and red shoes to wear as part of a curative ritual.
Gradually — whether through divine intervention, exhaustion, or the simple passage of time — the dancing stopped. By early September, the plague had burned itself out.
Historians and scientists have debated the cause of the Dancing Plague for centuries. Three theories dominate the discussion:
The leading modern theory, championed by historian John Waller, suggests the Dancing Plague was a case of mass psychogenic illness — sometimes called mass hysteria. Under extreme psychological stress, people can enter trance-like states and exhibit involuntary physical symptoms. In a deeply superstitious society, where people genuinely believed that saints could curse them with dancing plagues, the fear itself may have been enough to trigger the condition. Once Frau Troffea began, others — equally stressed, equally desperate — were susceptible to the same psychological contagion.
Another theory points to ergotism — poisoning caused by ergot, a fungus that grows on damp grain, particularly rye. Ergot contains chemicals related to LSD and can cause convulsions, hallucinations, and involuntary muscle movements. Since Strasbourg’s poor subsisted largely on rye bread, and the preceding years had seen the kind of wet conditions that promote ergot growth, some researchers have suggested the dancers were essentially tripping on contaminated bread.
However, critics note that ergot poisoning typically causes constricted blood flow to the extremities — making coordinated dancing unlikely rather than more so. The theory remains contested.
A related but distinct theory suggests the dancers entered a dissociative trance state — a known psychological phenomenon in which extreme stress causes a person to disconnect from conscious control of their body. Cultural context matters here: in 1518, people believed that St. Vitus had the power to curse people with compulsive dancing. If you believed — truly, deeply believed — that you had been cursed, your body might comply with what your mind expected.
Remarkably, the Strasbourg incident was not unique. Similar outbreaks of compulsive dancing were recorded across medieval Europe, particularly in the Rhineland region. In 1374, a major outbreak struck several towns along the Rhine, with dozens of people dancing for days. Smaller incidents were recorded in the 14th and 15th centuries in Basel, Zurich, and other cities.
The 1518 outbreak was simply the largest, best-documented, and most deadly.
The Dancing Plague of 1518 is more than a historical curiosity. It’s a reminder that the human mind and body are deeply intertwined — and that extreme stress can manifest in ways that seem impossible until they happen. In an era of pandemic anxiety, economic uncertainty, and social upheaval, the people of Strasbourg have something to teach us about the fragility of collective sanity.
Frau Troffea danced for six days straight before she was carried away. We still don’t know her real name, what happened to her afterward, or why she started dancing in the first place.
Some mysteries, it seems, are meant to keep us guessing.
In 1932, the Australian government did something that sounds like it belongs in a satirical novel: it deployed soldiers armed with Lewis guns to wage war against emus. Real emus. The large, flightless birds that look like ostriches went through a goth phase.
The birds won.
This is the true story of the Great Emu War — one of the strangest military campaigns in history, and a humbling reminder that nature doesn’t care about your firepower.
To understand how Australia ended up at war with birds, you need to understand the situation facing ex-soldiers in Western Australia in the early 1930s.
After World War I, the Australian government encouraged returning veterans to take up farming through soldier settlement schemes. Thousands of ex-servicemen were given land in the Campion district and other areas of Western Australia to grow wheat. It was tough, remote country — but these were tough men who’d survived Gallipoli and the Western Front.
The problem was, they weren’t the only ones interested in the wheat.
Every year after the breeding season, approximately 20,000 emus migrated inland from the coast, following their ancient routes — which now ran straight through the newly cultivated farmland. The birds discovered that wheat fields were essentially an all-you-can-eat buffet, and they descended on the crops with devastating efficiency.
Emus don’t just eat the wheat. They trample far more than they consume, and they smash through fences — creating gaps that allowed rabbits (another Australian agricultural nightmare) to pour in and finish whatever the emus left behind.
The farmers were already struggling with the Great Depression driving wheat prices to rock bottom. Losing their crops to birds was the last straw. They’d fought for their country, they’d been promised land, and now giant birds were destroying their livelihood.
They demanded the government do something about it. And the government, in a decision that history would find hilarious, decided to send in the military.
In October 1932, the Royal Australian Artillery deployed a small force to deal with the emu problem. The unit was commanded by Major G.P.W. Meredith and consisted of two soldiers armed with two Lewis guns — light machine guns that had proven effective against human enemies in World War I — and 10,000 rounds of ammunition.
The operation was supported by the Minister of Defence, Sir George Pearce (who would later earn the nickname “Minister of the Emu War” from his political opponents — a label that stuck to him for the rest of his career).
On paper, it seemed straightforward. Two machine guns. 10,000 rounds. 20,000 birds that can’t fly. What could go wrong?
As it turned out, almost everything.
The soldiers’ first engagement came near Campion, where local settlers herded a group of about 50 emus toward the waiting guns. The birds, however, split into small groups and scattered before the gunners could get within effective range. A few birds were killed, but the operation was far from the decisive strike that had been planned.
Meredith set up an ambush near a local dam where emus gathered to drink. This time, they spotted a massive group — over 1,000 birds. The gunners waited until the emus were at close range and opened fire.
After firing approximately 250 rounds, they’d killed… about a dozen emus. The Lewis gun jammed after the first burst, and by the time it was cleared, the birds had scattered in all directions at speeds up to 30 miles per hour.
As one observer reportedly noted, the emus had developed what appeared to be a tactical approach: they’d split into small squads, with individual birds acting almost as lookouts. When firing began, they didn’t panic and bunch together — they dispersed.
Over the following days, Meredith’s team attempted various tactics:
After just six days, having used approximately 2,500 rounds of ammunition and killed a disputed number of emus (military reports claimed “many,” while ornithologists suggested numbers in the low hundreds at best), Meredith’s force withdrew.
The House of Representatives took notice. On November 8, 1932, members questioned the Minister of Defence about the operation’s progress — or lack thereof. The political embarrassment was mounting.
Despite the initial failure, the farmers’ desperate pleas convinced the government to authorize a second attempt. In mid-November, Meredith returned to the field with his Lewis guns.
This second phase went marginally better — the soldiers had learned from their mistakes and adopted more patience. Rather than pursuing the birds, they waited in concealed positions and took more careful aim. By mid-December, when the operation was finally called off, Meredith’s official report claimed that 986 emus had been killed, with an additional 2,500 estimated to have died from wounds.
These numbers should be taken with a grain of salt. The total ammunition expended was approximately 9,860 rounds — nearly 10 bullets per confirmed kill. For a machine gun against a large, slow-to-accelerate bird, this was not an impressive ratio.
An unnamed ornithologist who accompanied the force reportedly compared the emus to Zulu warriors — tenacious, adaptive, and seemingly impervious to the kind of force that would stop any other opponent. “Each pack seemed to have its own leader,” he was reported to have said, noting their uncanny ability to organize and evade.
The military withdrew for good in December 1932. The Great Emu War was over, and by any reasonable assessment, the emus had won.
In subsequent years, the farmers made additional requests for military assistance against the emus — in 1934, 1943, and 1948. Each time, the government politely declined, having learned its lesson about the futility of machine-gunning birds.
Instead, a more pragmatic solution emerged: the bounty system. The government offered payments to farmers and hunters for each emu killed. This turned out to be dramatically more effective than military operations. In 1934 alone, 57,034 emu bounties were claimed.
Why did bounties work when Lewis guns didn’t? Several reasons:
The government also invested in improved fencing, including extensions to the already-existing rabbit-proof fence system — a barrier stretching over 1,000 miles across Western Australia. The combination of bounties and fencing eventually brought the emu problem under control.
Looking back, the emus had several advantages that the military completely underestimated:
The Great Emu War has become one of history’s most beloved absurd stories — regularly appearing in “weird history” lists and Reddit threads. But it’s more than just a funny anecdote.
It’s a genuine case study in the limits of military force against ecological challenges. It demonstrates how centralized, brute-force approaches often fail where distributed, incentive-based solutions succeed. And it’s a reminder that the natural world doesn’t operate on human assumptions about how things “should” work.
The emu, for its part, remains gloriously undefeated in its only war. It earned its place on the Australian coat of arms — alongside the kangaroo — as one of the nation’s official symbols. Australians chose these two animals specifically because neither can easily walk backward, symbolizing a nation that only moves forward.
Given the emu’s combat record, perhaps it also symbolizes a creature you really don’t want to mess with.
The Great Emu War remains one of the only known instances of a national military force being deployed against, and arguably defeated by, birds. If you enjoyed this story, share it — because everyone deserves to know about the time Australia lost a war to emus.
